Journalist 1: Do you want pie?
Journalist 2: No, it’s better I don’t eat pie.
(One minute later)
Journalist 2: What kind of pie?
glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them
*thunder crack* maniacal laughter